Ruth Lee's Web Log - Struck Me as Being Funny

Don't Bungee Jump Naked

Wed, 04 Aug 2010 11:10:00 -0400

JEANNE ROBERTSON's comedic focus is for seniors...and she is HILARIOUS . . . . and her humor is clean! BTW, she calls her husband "left brain". . . . so you'll know who she is talking about! In 1963, she was Miss North Carolina and is still beautiful at 62--and very funny. She describes her trip to Nanaimo in this video. Click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=L1_W0LCHwK4

The Very First Blonde Guy Joke

Sat, 10 Apr 2010 14:28:00 -0400

Today, for the first time ever, and on good evidence, we are posting the first ever blonde guy joke… You have been warned!

An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. [More]

Sister Strikes Again!: Late Nite Catechism

Sat, 13 Mar 2010 12:19:00 -0400

If you were raised in a Catholic school or know someone who was, you will love this video! This nun is hilarious...! And she really is a nun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jrh_uuPmd0

Wafflely Wedded Wife

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 12:51:00 -0400

Lynne sent this one in to share with everyone here… “This is so funny! the videographers, did a great job! Look at the clarity and the reactions they caught. This couple is going to cherish this video forever. If the bride's laugh doesn't start you laughing, you've lost your funny bone. “ Click here: http://www.flixxy.com/wedding-ceremony..htm

Super Bowl Sunday Wannabe Ad

Sun, 07 Feb 2010 12:50:00 -0400

Not sure if this ad will make it to the super bowl, so in the interests of brotherly love, i share it with you here now... http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid1125919467?bctid=63259762001

The economy is so bad that?

Tue, 12 Jan 2010 17:04:00 -0400

Bada boom, bada bing! Kathy is taking center stage and making us laugh.

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

When I ordered a burger at McDonald's, the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds." You call them and ask if they meant you or them. [More]

The Perfect Man and Woman

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 11:43:00 -0400

Just a little something to help you adjust to the Christmas rush. Helps to keep everything in perspective. Click here: http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf

Amazing Power of Alcohol

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:32:00 -0400

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously, and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol. [More]

Need a Laugh?

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:12:00 -0400

Click here: HaHa!

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The Moral of the Story is?

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:19:00 -0400

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 A M tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”

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When memory is just a fleeting???

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:13:00 -0400

Thanks to Kathy who wants me to believe my memory problems are normal and have little or nothing to do with getting past the after-effects of chemo. :) Tomorrow I learn more from my doctor about the inner whirl of my mind and hopefully, Kathy is right. Click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lSliucgygc

Don't Despair!

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 14:20:00 -0400

Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture. As she read the letter by the window, she noticed a shabbily dressed stranger leaning against the lamp post below. [More]

What would you think?

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 16:48:00 -0400

One of my friends from high school days sent me this the other day; I responded and she sent back what she thought about me. Turn about is fair play!

QUESTION: If you saw ME in the back of a police car, what would you think I got
arrested for? [More]

A Well-Planned Retirement

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 15:00:00 -0400

Printed in The London Times:

Outside the Bristol Zoo in England there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 coaches (buses). It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine, charging cars £1 (about $1.40) and coaches £5 (about $7). This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years. Then one day he just didn't turn up for work. [More]

Women Who Know Their Place?

Sat, 08 Aug 2009 12:49:00 -0400

Barbara Walters of 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the present Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands and wanted to see that change.

Barbara recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now appear happy to maintain the old custom. Barbara approached an Afghani woman and asked her, 'Why do you now seem happy with an old custom you once tried desperately to change?' [More]